Deep State Check Mate? After Shanahan Reveals They May Drop Out And Endorse Trump, Don Jr. Gives Multiple Interviews Saying He Loves The Idea Of Letting RFK Jr. Run a Certain Three Letter Agency

"RFK Jr. As CIA Director Would Be Biblical." —Dr. Tim Barber

Dare we keep our oil lamps burning for this rather shocking Deus Ex Machina plot twist of the last 24 hours? Do we dare hope? Is this all a movie? Did the DNC really have an abortion bus at their convention? Are they trying to become extinct? Being as appalling as humanly possible?