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Michelle Ford's avatar

Yet another example of narcissists attempting to tell you how you will have to live to be “sustainable”.

💥Newsflash to the perps💥…we won’t get fooled again. Take a hike.

Keep your powder dry, people of America.

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agnt RogerW, on Holy Night's avatar

Many jokes come to my mind. I will leave out the darkest ones (I'm in dark comedy mode today)

1 How do you call two citizens of The Line city who steal panties from ladies? Pantyliners.

2 Two Liners, named Ali and Ali, meet on the street, and Ali realizes he is lost, and asks Ali for directions. Ali responds to Ali, "to go back to your apartment, just walk this street, then turn straight, don't turn right or left, because there is no where to go and this city was built by autists for autists out of the concentrated despair of neuroconvergent heretics instead of concrete; Then continue straight until you find Ali, and ask him for more directions. Everyone is called Ali here. So straightforward. You can't miss your apartment."

3 A Liner girl, named Sheherazade, asks her teacher, Mrs. Sheherazade to tell a different story than yesterday. The teacher, angry, explains: "We've been through this before: in Line city every story is the same story, and all the characters are named Ali, that way is easy to remember and we don't waste energy in useless things. I lament that you are being obstructive and conflictive. If you keep this up you will be thrown into the hexagonal room, as punishment. You've been warned."

4 What is the diet of the citizens of The Line? Spaghetti, straight from the box, uncooked.

5 What does a pilot think when he approaches the airport at The Line, to land? "I cannot miss this one! If I fail everyone will laugh at me! I cannot stand this pressure! AAAARRRGGHHH!"

6 Why gay men are not allowed to enter into The Line? Because they are not straight.

7 Why are there no coins in The Line? Because the autists would start screaming because they don't understand discs.

8 What does a psychotherapist in The Line tell always to her clients: "I will give you a straight answer: you are not crazy, you just have a horrible personality and no imagination at all."

9 Scientists are not allowed to show charts with curves. All charts are unidimensional, bar shaped and contain the same information.

10 What's the numeration system of The Line? A unary system, composed of one (1) line, that is longer or shorter depending on the magnitude of the quantity. They cannot represent zero, so instead a man named Ali will blind the people who ask for zero using sand.

11 Don't ask any question if you go to The Line. and, most of all, don't mention that their way of thinking is circular. They behead people for that insult.

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