Things You Can Find In The Closet

When Cleaning a Friend's House

The other evening I was on a de-cluttering rampage in Doug’s house and flung open the hall closet door. I had decided hence forth we would hang our coats there, but it was filled with toilet paper, old jackets, and shelf full of vintage board games. How many times had I looked at it, wondering what to do, and not seen it? Suddenly I screamed: “Doug ther…