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At about the 8 minute mark, Biden said "...The idea that she was murdered by an immigrant, talk about that" Sounds like a message was being delivered into his ear and he repeated the instructions. Like the "pause" moment.

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Remember the scandal when they discovered GWB had a secret earpiece during a debate? For Biden it was just normal—of course he needs constant coaching!

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Didn't know that but no surprise! He was not very bright either.

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Biden is a senile version of GWB.

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Someone said that Biden has a hard time hearing and that was why he kept fiddling with him ear. Yeah right. Nothing to do with hearing aids….an earpiece just as you said.

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Yes Celia, we’re all laughing today but the loudest laugh came from the Governor’s Mansion in Sacramento. So loud you could hear it from Beijing.

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"Laughing" at the obvious scripted mockery of the citizens of these United States by the elite class that includes Stewart along with the candidates is not funny. People have lost lives and livelihoods and Its only going to get worse. And that is NOT FUNNY particularly in light of the obvious fact that no real moral leadership is an option.

I like your journalistic contributions Celia but laughing at a time like this when real harms have been caused with intention and disdain for human life is not only insensitive but morally questionable. We deserve better. May as well out Jim Carry in the debate if laughter is the take away.

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good response

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Just wait’ll you get a load of those patriot re-education camps! A real knee slapper!!

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right

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Celia with the pretty name. I may be construed as a monster but I would laugh at sex traffickers being hung by their scrawny necks and pimps by their thumbs. Let dehydration take them to their Maker.

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I prefer Dictator Zoo. This is a reality show concept by which WEF puppets and assortments are forced to live in a glass-paneled living area visible to all of the public at all times. Just being forced to live with each other would probably create a great show, but I think adding stuff like starving 'em for a few days, then tossing an extra large pizza into the room could be pretty entertaining. Obamas, Bidens, Clintons, Bushes, Trudeau, Macron, throw 'em all in there. Can you imagine the entertainment value?

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Give them some raw hamburger patties and a grill and watch them all starve or get e coli.

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Comedy gold!

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I like this very much

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Right? How could it not be a hit sensation?

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Also Agent 1-4-9 and Sirka Sie - substack does not allow me to like. But I like all of your comments.

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Thank you!!

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8 years ago. He had no idea how the Canadians would change into what some people call chinadians. Good one though. I have to see if he's still doing stand up.

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hats off to anyone who can stand to scrutinize this demeaning puppet show, and endeavor to bring clarity via laughter.

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It is funny mostly, but the dems last night and Jon just said Trump lied. Were there wars?? Was the economy not better? Didn’t Zbifen let in s phenomenal number of illegal? What are the lies. They proclaimed lie but nothing to support this statement.

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Jon was allowed a little leeway, but let's not get carried away with truth or anything. And I'm not a Trump fan in general, but I have never seen anyone so persecuted for the same crap that dems and others got away with.

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He didn't have sex with a porn star? Why would he bother saying that? Did Biden accuse him of it? In the little soundbites he didn't sound much better although I think you're right that there weren't wars and the economy was better and they Dems let in a lot of illegals.

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That was excruciatingly sad to watch. I cannot believe that a huge country like the USA cannot field better presidential candidates than these. It wasn't even remotely funny.

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Haven't watched yet but as to your joke about Biden being an actor in a mask there are a lot of people who truly believe this. I am almost convinced. The guy is nothing like the Joe Biden we used to see. I don't think that can just be age... but who knows.

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No wrinkles on the lower half of his face...that's what gets me.

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Hahahaha!

Either that dude has been stretched and botoxed into next year.... or, it's a mask.

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Jon has been a stupid smartass for years. His bias leaks into everything he has ever done. He is a well paid puppet. And has no real integrity.

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This chic has Kamala nailed. Great mimicry here: https://youtu.be/1Zdjz6TK1xE?si=wXVYiV27hYzced04

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Dear Celia,

Your article was fantastic BUT only up until the very last part of what you said.

I even plan on making g a post using this (and citing you, of course) ;

"Laughter breaks spells. It means we are exiting trances and lies."

☝️That is EXTREMELY important to retain. We all know it deep down but we have to really put this into action.

For anyone who doesn't understand that Freemasons are the foot soldiers for the psychopaths who are (still but for how long?) running the show, must know about ROTM or "Revelation of the Method".

This is an actual precept of their Luciferian belief system. I think it's nuts too of course but this is HOW they've been running our world for generations: look it up.

ROTM is when they "announce" what they're going to do or subject us to...whether we actually even realise it or not because they do a lot of it through the media and Hollywood: predictive programming etc.

In THEIR belief system, if they "warn" us, and we don't react, then we are giving our tacit agreement.

Freemasons are HEAVILY into symbolism and gestures. They do this to signal to each other.

Most if not all politicians in power are ALL Freemasons - in every western nation. Ask yourself how they were able to pull off the CONvid at the same time, imposing the exact same absurdities at the same time...

Tge mask, symbol of submission and humiliation...most already know this so I won't go on.

Nevertheless. elia, your last sentence however, made it sound as though "whatever they have planned for us" is inevitable when it absolutely is NOT !!

Those evil bastards are LOSING and the faster people catch on to the fact that OPENLY MOCKING them, is absolutely how we beat them !

Derision of these soulless creatures, is how we save humanity ; how we save our children and their future.

God bless you Celia.

Love from this Gen X mum in Belgium,

Donnie H.

PS: Ironically, nothing I said was even remotely comical... but I don't have to convince anyone "here" anyway...

PPS: I'm going to post that quote on Facebook btw...maybe I'll reactivate my main account so I can tag you - if I can still get into it. xx

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Raises your hand if you don’t think the debate was a setup. Democrats and their media had been saying for weeks that Biden had to have a good showing. Then when he didn’t they pounced with all the same talking points.

I just saw a clip from Biden saying "I defeated Medicare." and his speech today of him saying that he’s not dropping out and he was full of rage and bluster.

This tells me that he had no meds last night and he was pumping full of them today. Dementia ain’t healed overnight..or maybe he was sun setting? Nah! It was a setup to make him look like a fool in front of the whole world. Normally I’d despise the elder abuse, but I have despised Biden for decades. He’s always been a mean and arrogant sun of a b*tch.

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Here is the video. See for yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K4L6o_eQk4

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I have a great scenario. I think it's original, but because it's simple, others have probably come up with it as well. So a couple weeks before Nov. 5, Biden goes to bed, dies quietly in his sleep. Huge national mourning, lying in state (instead of constantly just lying), pomp and circumstance. Kamala takes over for a couple of weeks (well, whoever runs things takes over). Then they run gruesome Newsom or some other foil. Voila.

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I don't have a joke about today, but I bring you one of the silliest jokes I've ever read, and a variation of it.

Q: How does a Finnish girl know if a Finnish boy likes her?

A: She notices that he looks at her shoes instead of his shoes.

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Variation:

Q: How does an European Nation know if the US likes her?

A: The US will organize a War with Russia just to save the Nation later.

-- Hope you like them!

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Genius Biden Debate Prep team on Valuetainment (less than 2 minutes): https://valuetainment.com/leaked-joe-bidens-presidential-debate-prep-footage/

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Celia, I’d love to know what you thought was funny in this bit. Personally, I found it nothing but annoying. Like Stewart saying Trump’s claim that the “suckers and losers” quote was made up being a “blatant” lie. Was Stewart in the room when this allegedly happened?

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I told you.I f found it funny when it was just. the faces.

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